Rick Grasinger
   
 
Research & Development
 
Research & Development

Omar's - Believe it or not there really is an Omar's, although it is not located in Pittsburgh.  My wife and I discovered Omar's on a business trip a few years ago.  We were attending a trade show for my wife's job when some of the vendors invited us out for drinks afterward. Coincidentally our hotel was located directly across the street from a very nice bar and next to the bar was Omar's, a very nice gentlemen's club.  One of the vendors jokingly suggested that we leave the bar and go to Omar's... he probably assumed that my wife would blush and politely say, "No thanks!"  He was wrong... My wife has a crazy sense of humor and an adventurous spirit.  Although I was there only once, I feel I can safely state that Omar's is probably the cleaniest strip club in the country.  And while I freely admit that I embellished the scene a bit in THE SURVIVAL GUIDE TO SUBURBAN WARFARE, there actually was an onstage shower... 

The Gun Bash - Look at this line of guys waiting to get inside a local Gun Bash!  It's hard to believe that there is, in fact, a line to get into the firehall when you are attending a gun bash.  Line to get in the Gun Bash Why are the guys so anxious to get in?  Here's the thing about gun bashes, it's one of the few places on earth where the ladies still cater to a guy's every need.  That is as long as you keep spending your hard-earned dollars on the raffle tickets that they are peddling!  It is a fund raiser after all... 
Mexico - What can I say about Mexico?  My wife and I have vacationed in Mexico several times.  We have stayed at various all-inclusive resorts in both the Hotel Zone of Cancun and the beautiful Riviera Maya.  After witnessing almost daily body shots on our most recent trip, I firmly believe that "What Happens in Mexico Should Stay in Mexico!"  However, I can tell you that it probably doesn't...  Each time a hot girl laid on the bar in front of us wearing only the bottom half of her two-piece bathing suit so that her significant other could lick tequila off her body we observed several cameras recording the event.  It was stunning how quickly the other bar patrons would whip out their cameras and cell phones...
Coco Chanel
Two Beautiful Brunettes - I'd like you to meet Coco and Roxy...  Two of the most gorgeous girls you've ever laid your eyes on!  These girls are always ready for a good time...  Always eager for a long walk in the woods, a fiesty romp in the meadow or even just a relaxing Sunday drive.  Coco prefers to ride shotgun and Roxy likes to be in the middle.
Coco Roxy
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise - I love surprising people which is why Halloween is my second favorite holiday, right behind Christmas!  We host a Halloween costume party every year.  Take a look at our costumes from the past 3 years... I bet you can't wait to see our 2012 costumes!
Picture of Rick as Captain Jack Sparrow & Judy as Elizabeth Swann Picture of Rick as Snoop Dogg Picture of Judy as Katy Perry & Rick as Snoop Dogg Picture of Judy as Foxxy Cleopatra & Rick as Austin Powers
Home of the Cleaniest Girls
in Lansing!
 
Stack of Corona
Do you think they brought the Coronas in on the bike?
 
Bar in Mexico
The Tiki Bar is apparently
one of the hottest places in all of Cancun!
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